Starbucks is Offering FREE Tattoos This Weekend

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“Anyone who purchases a drink can get a free tattoo from our baristas this weekend.”

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Starbucks has really outdone itself this time as they’ll be inking free tattoos at all locations over the weekend for “anyone who buys a drink.” The company has managed to cut costs for the event by having baristas do the tattooing.

“We will be offering a limited set of design options for customers to choose from,” Starbucks CEO Kevin Johnson stated. “I’d imagine that after a few sessions, the baristas should get the hang of it. Plus I’m told that 94% of our employees are undiscovered artists.”

Designs will vary by location, but here are some completed tattoos from Starbucks’ test run in Chicago last month:

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