Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders became so impassioned during a campaign rally in Council Bluffs, Iowa today that he sprouted a 6-inch snowy-white mustache.
A Sanders supporter described a scene in which Sanders got “very passionate” while denouncing Donald Trump.
“Bernie really worked himself up until he had a continuous 45-second coughing fit,” Juliet Moore stated. “When he turned his head back to the crowd there was a visible five o’clock, white shadow on his upper lip.”
Moore said that Sanders picked up where he left off and only increased in intensity from there.
“By the time Bernie finished shouting all of the things that Trump has done wrong he had somehow grown this huge, luscious mustache. I have never been more turned on in my life,” Moore stated. “I’m feeling the bern in my nethers right now.”