Elon Musk & The Rock Are Costarring in an Adult Film

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“I pulled all of my investments in Elon’s companies halfway into the movie because I was certain he had been [expletive] to death.”

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A playful back-and-forth between Elon Musk and Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson on Twitter yesterday turned out to be a marketing ploy. The two celebrities announced their new adult film today.

Entitled Musky Johnson: Fill my SpaceXXX, the erotic film cost $300 million to make and has a surprisingly engaging plot.

“The whole movie is sex. It’s just four-and-a-half hours of hardcore pornography,” famous film critic Roger Ebert stated. “I pulled all of my investments in Elon’s companies halfway into the movie because I was certain he had been fucked to death.”

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