Pope Francis Demands Every Dirty Detail on Sexual Abuse for His Adult Fantasy Novel

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Pope Francis’ adult book is entitled ‘The Divinci Load.’

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MLB Highlights “The Raw Sexual Tension of Baseball” on Opening Day

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“Most of the leathery, ball-related action on the field actually takes place in the players’ jockstraps,” Commissioner Rob Manfred stated.

Special Olympics Revokes Betsy DeVos’ Participation Trophies

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“We’re not saying that blind people should encircle DeVos and beat her with their white canes,” the statement read. “But we’re not, not saying it either.”

Failing Papa John’s Hires Shaquille O’Neal to Eat Most of Their Pizzas

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“Papa John’s confirms that Shaq will be allowed to say the N-word at his discretion within his seven contracted advertisements.”

Trump Marries Kellyanne Conway, Calls Her Ex-Husband a [Expletive]-Faced Monkey-[Expletive]

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“This is Trump’s 4th fake marriage, but the first one that makes sense.”

Starbucks is Offering FREE Tattoos This Weekend

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“Anyone who purchases a drink can get a free tattoo from our baristas this weekend.”

Meet the Worst Backseat Driver Ever: A Man Who Only Speaks in Idioms

“I’m going to open his door and push him into oncoming traffic tomorrow. [Expletive] this guy.”

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