Trump: “We All Know I Would Never Kiss a Black Woman”

After being accused by yet another woman of sexual misconduct and unwanted advances, President Trump fired back in a press conference.

“This is getting out of hand people!” Trump shouted. “You get woman after woman accusing me of awful things, just awful. But let’s put this one to bed. We all know I would never kiss a black woman.”

The president said to a silent, stunned crowd of reporters.

“And no, this isn’t just about racism folks. So don’t go there.” Trump said. “It’s also about my tiny dick. These women require more than the average 3 inches.”

“And remember, I said ‘black woman‘,” Trump emphasized before staring longingly into the camera. “Call me Kanye.”

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