Trump to Declare National Emergency & Melt Down Statue of Liberty on Friday

A White House official has confirmed that President Trump plans to declare a National Emergency on Friday in order to both fund the border wall and melt down the Statue of Liberty to use as construction material.

“The President is making a smart move here by using materials that we already have available to lower the cost of the wall,” the official stated. “Much like many of the president’s buildings, we’re using copper – half the strength, but half the price of steel.”

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