After sitting down at a roundtable meeting with top scientist, President Trump has completely changed his views on Climate Change.
“We’re going to call it that from now on, okay? ‘Climate, Change’,” Trump slowly annunciated. “I know I’ve been calling it ‘Global Warming,’ but that’s just a trick folks; a political term I use to make snowball jokes. My God, I’m so fucking stupid.”
Trump concluded by saying that he would now be reevaluating whether or not he’s “fit to be president” or if he should just “admit to election tampering and let the gay guy take over.”
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