President Trump Has Strangled a Bear Cub to Death on the North Lawn

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This was a direct response to outcry from PETA regarding changes in Alaskan hunting regulations which would…

Uber Eats Now Offers Pre-Chewed Meals

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Customers can choose from: Careful Crunch, Medium Munch, or Gnarly Gnaw.

Nearly Half of Boy Scouts Become Forest-Dwelling Socialists

It is not uncommon for Bear Cubs (scouts as young as 8 or 9 years old) to leave their families for a better life in the forest.

Pope Asks all Catholics to Pray Before Oral Intercourse

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“We should always be looking up to God before going down to worship,” said Francis.

U.S. Veterans to Get Lifetime Supply of Gasoline

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‘The number of homeless veterans wheeling hundreds of gallons of gasoline through bustling urban centers could be a huge safety problem.’

Obama: “I Don’t Know Why Donald Paid All of These Women – I Had Mine Killed.”

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Obama suggests Trump could have avoided many scandals with one trick.

1 Millionth American Dies on Park Bench

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Memorial seats are truly unique pieces of furniture and a longstanding tradition in American public spaces. #Memorial #America

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