Viagra Ends Trump Sponsorship Deal

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“The president had been taking Viagra six times a day – one pill with every meal.” – Rudy Giuliani

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Mexico Agrees to Build Wall, Trump Will Permit Underground Tunnels

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“I make great deals, okay? This deal is really phenomenal on the surface. It’s a wonderful, superficial deal,” Trump said.

US Health & Human Services Encourages Bulimia Over Anorexia

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“If you are going to pick one, pick bulimia. That’s all we’re saying here.”

Melania Trump Had Secret Meeting With Divorce Lawyers Regarding Russian Adoptions

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Melania’s emails have been released to the public in an act of transparency.

Dole Recalls 27 Million Bananas for Having Penis DNA

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Banana sales have increased by 27% in the United States.

White Americans Will Be Allowed ‘JUST ONE’ 911 Call Per Year

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“It really comes down to time and resources.”

An iRobot Roomba 690 Robot Vacuum with Wi-Fi Connectivity has Been Running the Country since late 2017

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“The first idea that it runs into is the decision that we go with.” – Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross

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