Senate Republicans Hire Hooters to Cater Kavanaugh Hearing

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“I just don’t see the problem here.” – Senator McConnell

Kavanaugh Avoids Sex Scandal by Becoming Ordained Priest Overnight

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“He’s found a loophole here and it’s simply stunning.” – Rudy Giuliani

National Association of Funeral Directors Says Photos of Dead are ‘On Fleek’

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“It’s crazy to say it, but you almost wish they weren’t dead.”

Tomorrow is National Insurance Fraud Day!

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“If enough of us do it, they can’t catch us all.”

Trump Threatens Italy as Florence Strikes Coast

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“It appears that he was not remotely aware of the situation and still probably isn’t.”

Study: Millennials are the First Generation to Not View Pornography for the Plot Line

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“These kids aren’t fully investing themselves in the vibrant artistic expression and riveting stories.” – Jane Meyers, Head of Stanford’s Sex & Gender Studies

FDA Approves iPhone Birth Control App

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“It will sound like an airplane is taking off inside of the user’s vagina,” iBort creator Justin Swartzky stated.

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