“Let’s just admit it, Mitch is such a basic bitch name.” – Senator Bitch McConnell
Garten has been raising her own humans for consumption in a coop next to her garden.
Dawn has sent 5,500 bottles of soap to help clean thousands of Native Americans who are now covered in oil.
“Kavanaugh needs a liver by Christmas and the Democrats don’t give a lick!” – Senator Lindsey Graham
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“We’re trying to attract more meat-eaters by selling a diverse selection of what we are pretty sure they like to eat,”
“The investigation is not meant to be a space expedition. Unfortunately, we don’t have a Space Force yet.” – Kellyanne Conway