Under the guise of lung cancer treatment, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg underwent surgery to install a third lung – allowing her to take much bigger and deeper bong rips. “My tolerance is high,” Justice Ginsburg stated. “I medicate with about $400 worth of flower a month so this will keep me frosty. Plus, with the increased lung capacity, I’ll be blowing category 5 clouds.” Ginsburg is expected to make a full recovery and is maintaining a steady high thanks to a box edibles Senator Bernie Sanders baked and delivered to her hospital room.
The movie reaches its tipping point when Damon’s children begin to ask why their favorite pig ‘Oinkers’ has gone missing.
The California Legislature may pass a kidney stone over a bill that would force school textbooks and teachers to incorporate information on African Americans into their curriculum. The Fairly, Audacious, Intrusive, and Regretful Education Act, or SB48 – which resembles a bill previously vetoed by former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger – made it one crip walk […]
“Americans can expect to see Christmas decorations in stores for around 5 to 6 months out of the year.”