Surgeon Gives Justice Ginsburg 3rd Lung to ‘Allow for Epic Bong Rips’


Ginsburg is maintaining a steady high with edibles from Senator Sanders until her new lung is healed.

Under the guise of lung cancer treatment, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg underwent surgery to install a third lung – allowing her to take much bigger and deeper bong rips. “My tolerance is high,” Justice Ginsburg stated. “I medicate with about $400 worth of flower a month so this will keep me frosty. Plus, with the increased lung capacity, I’ll be blowing category 5 clouds.” Ginsburg is expected to make a full recovery and is maintaining a steady high thanks to a box of edibles Senator Bernie Sanders baked and delivered to her hospital room.

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