Under the guise of lung cancer treatment, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg underwent surgery to install a third lung – allowing her to take much bigger and deeper bong rips. “My tolerance is high,” Justice Ginsburg stated. “I medicate with about $400 worth of flower a month so this will keep me frosty. Plus, with the increased lung capacity, I’ll be blowing category 5 clouds.” Ginsburg is expected to make a full recovery and is maintaining a steady high thanks to a box edibles Senator Bernie Sanders baked and delivered to her hospital room.
Tyson offered a confusingly graphic, yet scientific explanation.
The tweet was accompanied by the hashtags #WhiteLivesMatter and #Disgraceful.
“HOLD THE DATE! We will be having one of the largest gatherings in the history of Washington State,” Trump wrote. “There will be a rainbow of fireworks, the best drag queens – only the best – and the first ever reading of the US Constitution by your favorite President, me!”