Tenacious Justice Ginsburg Lands 720 Gazelle Flip With 3 Broken Ribs

Despite sustaining three broken ribs last night, spry Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg calmed Democrat’s health fears this morning by landing the hardest skateboarding trick known to man.

The 85 year old justice says she wasn’t aware that she’d broken her ribs last night after “play-fighting” with longtime friend John Cena.

“I woke up this morning and saw bruising coming through on my fresh ink.” Ginsburg said. “There were purples and blues all over my new tat; on my face, on the phoenix I’m riding on, and all over the Statue of Liberty.”


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