Nervous Voters Voice Concern Over Correct Ballot Answer Always Being (D)

The high tension, fear and anxiety brought on by this year’s Midterm Elections culminated today as countless voters reported a concern over the correct answer being (D) whenever the option was available.

“I started to notice a pattern,” said Ray Morrison of Raleigh, Virginia. “That’s when I thought to myself ‘It can’t be (D) everytime, can it?’ I almost gave up and started drawing shapes and words with the bubbles, but then I remembered I was voting.”

Conversely, a sizable minority of voters are reporting a similar situation in which they only selected option (R) – which is the incorrect answer as it stands for Racism.

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