Senate Republicans Hire Hooters to Cater Kavanaugh Hearing

“I just don’t see the problem here.” – Senator McConnell

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Senate Republicans have hired Hooters to cater the Kavanaugh Judiciary Committee hearing. Senior Senator Mitch McConnell says he doesn’t see the problem with serving Hooters wings during Brett Kavanaugh’s sexual abuse inquiry.

“Look. It’s not a big deal. The guys and I took a vote. The majority of us wanted tits. Well, the breasts,” a flush McConnell stuttered. “I mean The chicken wings! From Hooters, that is.”

Senate Hires Hooters to Cater Kavanaugh Hearing
McConnell reportedly called fifteen Hooters establishments before being able to secure four waitresses dumb enough to cater the event. Photo by BemLoira BemDevassa, no endorsement implied.

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