Study: Millennials are the First Generation to Not View Pornography for the Plot Line

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“These kids aren’t fully investing themselves in the vibrant artistic expression and riveting stories.” – Jane Meyers, Head of Stanford’s Sex & Gender Studies

FDA Approves iPhone Birth Control App

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“It will sound like an airplane is taking off inside of the user’s vagina,” iBort creator Justin Swartzky stated.

Viagra Ends Trump Sponsorship Deal

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“The president had been taking Viagra six times a day – one pill with every meal.” – Rudy Giuliani

Mexico Agrees to Build Wall, Trump Will Permit Underground Tunnels

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“I make great deals, okay? This deal is really phenomenal on the surface. It’s a wonderful, superficial deal,” Trump said.

US Health & Human Services Encourages Bulimia Over Anorexia

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“If you are going to pick one, pick bulimia. That’s all we’re saying here.”

Melania Trump Had Secret Meeting With Divorce Lawyers Regarding Russian Adoptions

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Melania’s emails have been released to the public in an act of transparency.

Dole Recalls 27 Million Bananas for Having Penis DNA

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Banana sales have increased by 27% in the United States.

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