An iRobot Roomba 690 Robot Vacuum with Wi-Fi Connectivity has Been Running the Country since late 2017

Every major decision by the executive branch since October 1st of 2017 has been made by an iRobot Roomba 690 Robot Vacuum with Wi-Fi Connectivity.

“The process is pretty straightforward,” said Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross.

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Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross says he’s ignored 7 Cease and Desist Orders from iRobot – the makers of the Roomba – who do not want to be associated with the administration’s process.

“First, the president and I write a few ideas that come to mind on the walls of the Oval Office. Then we turn on the iRobot Roomba 690 Vacuum with Wi-Fi Connectivity and place it in the center of the room,” Ross stated. “The first idea that it runs into is the decision that we go with. It’s smart, easy and fast.”

Ross says that the methodology makes the White House ‘very efficient’ as they do not have to spend time conducting any research or taking advice from so-called ‘experts’.

“It’s incredibly exciting,” Ross stated. “One time the robot ran out of power – just an inch or so from hitting ‘Nuke North Korea’ – I’ve never felt so alive,” the 80-year-old Secretary of Commerce stated.

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Most Americans are not alarmed knowing that policy is coming from a Roomba 690 Robot Vacuum with Wi-Fi Connectivity – with over 65% stating that “this doesn’t change anything”.

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