Former president of the United States Barack Hussein Obama was spotted leaving the Islamic Center of Washington D.C. today – raising many eyebrows across the globe. When approached for comment, the 44th leader of the free world had this to say:
“You know uhhh. You caught me,” said Obama. “I just finished up my morning prayer and, uhhh, I’m feeling great.”
“In fact, while we’re at it,” said Obama while reaching into his pocket and pulling out a piece of paper, “Here it is folks, and let me be clear: This is my birth certificate. Says Kenya right there. Uhhh, Allahu Akbar.”
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