Donald Trump’s Body is Trying to Leave His Brain

No longer wanting to be associated with the president, Donald Trump’s body has started trying various methods in order to leave his brain behind.

The president first became aware of his body’s intentions when he woke up and found that he was performing brain surgery on himself in the White House’s Lincoln Bedroom. Trump says that his body was so quiet that it “didn’t even wake up the 5 prostitutes” that were all sleeping around to him.

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