Donald Trump Admits He’s Bisexual at Wisconsin Rally

(Janesville, WI) Donald Trump is known for saying shocking things at his rallies, but today in Wisconsin he wowed the crowd with a stunning admission. Donald Trump is bisexual. Let that sink in.

During his speech a protester was heckled by Trump supporters as he was being removed. Some in the crowd were shouting homophobic slurs at the protestor when Trump spoke out against it.

“Look. Hey everyone calm down. Who cares if he is or isn’t gay. I’m bisexual, who cares. Let’s accept everyone. Now, get him out of here!”

The Presidential candidate then went on by describing his support for the LGBT community.

“Look. I love the gays. All of those queers. They’re great. I’m great. We really are. We really are,” stated Trump. “You know, we give the straight people wonderful fashion. Just wonderful fashion. I mean, look at me. I look great, don’t I? It’s just great.”

Trump went on to say that he also does drag from time to time. Our staff artist has rendered what we believe this might look like below. Thank you for reading my latest informative news article. Check out more stories below – or like our Facebook page.

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. Frank says:

    I couldn’t resist commenting. Well written!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. William Porter says:

    Nobpdy uses hand jestures and throwing of shoulders like homosexuals better than trump. Notice after how he sucks air when he thinks he’s on a roll, on a particular subject, it’s good to him.

    Like

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