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NRA Spokeswoman Dana Loesch was recently shown in a very disturbing manner after someone took the time to alter a depiction of her and upload it online. Indeed, the portrayal of Loesch was nothing short of shocking.
“Someone, and I don’t know who. Someone took the time to totally take my image out of context and make me look like an idiot. I’m not happy and I will try to get to the bottom of this and use every legal option possible,” stated Loesch.
The person who uploaded the media online agreed to come forward and speak to us in anonymity. They requested to be called Mr. Maybelline.
“In truth, I didn’t alter anything at all,” claims Maybelline. “In fact, all I did was snap a photo of her in the morning after she had been on a 3 day bender of drinking, snorting cocaine, and firing off guns at various tied-up farm animals, watermelon, empty beer and vodka bottles, and – ironically – cutouts of herself that she used during her book tour.”
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