Elderly Real Estate Agent Clearly No Longer Cares if Listings Don’t Sell

Jeffrey Larson, a veteran, 70-something real estate agent in Southern California doesn’t care if his listings will sell. Larson’s overall lack of concern and unhelpful marketing for his clients caught the attention of YouReadyGrandma and we think you will enjoy seeing what he’s been up to in the past few months as well. Without further ado…

Larson first hit the radar for us when a friend showed us how he was marketing their home. As you can see, it started off in a fairly harmless manner:

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This is when we decided to look at more of Larson’s postings and see what this guy was really about. We started copying and pasting his online content into Word documents to share with all of you when we found out that he was even fake listing his own house:

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Larson’s clear disinterest in helping his clients started to become even more apparent when we came across this fresh home listing a few weeks back:

Screen shot 2015-09-24 at 8.52.24 PMAt this point, we realized we may have found a goldmine of entertainment, so we started to monitor Larson’s whole website, not just his listings. That’s when we saw him make some interesting biography updates in which he even seems to forget his real name:

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We checked and… not only does Jeffrey Larson not have a son, he also doesn’t have a valid driver’s license. At this point it seemed that Larson may have begun taking Viagara – or a similar pill with the same results. He also appears to have stopped taking whatever was giving him a remotely balanced demeanor. This was his next biography update on his website:

Real Estate 7Since then, Larson made another update that is… less of a bio… but more of an odd challenge that signals a potential awareness of pop music, yet just comes off a bit creepy:Screen shot 2015-09-24 at 9.20.11 PM
We also caught a hint of Mr. Larson’s political leanings when he decided to post a short, yet very unhelpful blog on his site when he must have stumbled upon the feature:

Real Estate 4Larson also offered a very unhelpful reply to a potential military client that found him on Facebook. The individual had asked how the Basic Allowance for Housing (BAH) option could help him and his family. The soldier asked Larson to explain BAH to him. Here was his reply:

Screen shot 2015-09-24 at 9.31.16 PMPast here, there’s no explanation for the listing descriptions that Mr. Larson wrote for his clients who were trying to sell their homes:

Hemet, CA Home For Sale:

Real Estate is REAL!Redlands, CA Home For Sale:


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Riverside, CA Home For Sale:

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Jerry Larson - Elderly Real Estate Agent
Jerry Larson – Elderly Real Estate Agent
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3 Comments Add yours

  1. dag nab it, can’t find that share on Facebook button!

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    1. Copy and paste the URL? Whatever that means. My grandson said it.

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