Somewhat Popular Pornography Genre Takes A Dive in Revenue

A recent in-depth study by the American Pornography Society (APS) reveals that the massive ongoing sex scandals in the Catholic Church have considerably hurt the “religious pervert on preteen” genre of the multi-billion dollar adult industry. Steve Owens, the head of Research and Development at APS tearfully released the shocking information late Friday night. “It’s just saddening. Saddening and disgusting,” Owens said, “To think that such a great genre of adult entertainment could be ransacked by such an evil group of unabashedly sick men.” Owens continued by stating the major differences between the boy rape of the Catholic Church and … Continue reading Somewhat Popular Pornography Genre Takes A Dive in Revenue

Local Man Shocked to Find Out That Pedometers Had Nothing to do With Touching Children

Local Man Shocked to Find Out That Pedometers Had Nothing to do With Touching Children

Handsman had thought that pedometers, which are tiny instruments used to record the distance traveled or number of steps taken in a given period of time, were actually tools used to detect something about pedophiles. Continue reading Local Man Shocked to Find Out That Pedometers Had Nothing to do With Touching Children

German Giant Rebels Claim NATO Allowed Angry Attacking Mechanical Pencil Forces to Kill People

German Giant Rebels Claim NATO Allowed Angry Attacking Mechanical Pencil Forces to Kill People

President Barack Obama’s Entourage guest appearance will include a meeting with members of Libya’s Transexual National Council in Benghazi to get a better idea of who they are, what they want and what their needs and capabilities are, a U.S. official said… Continue reading German Giant Rebels Claim NATO Allowed Angry Attacking Mechanical Pencil Forces to Kill People