A recent in-depth study by the American Pornography Society (APS) reveals that the massive ongoing sex scandals in the Catholic Church have considerably hurt the “religious pervert on preteen” genre of the multi-billion dollar adult industry. Steve Owens, the head of Research and Development at APS tearfully released the shocking information late Friday night. “It’s just saddening. Saddening and disgusting,” Owens said, “To think that such a great genre of adult entertainment could be ransacked by such an evil group of unabashedly sick men.” Owens continued by stating the major differences between the boy rape of the Catholic Church and … Continue reading Somewhat Popular Pornography Genre Takes A Dive in Revenue
Handsman had thought that pedometers, which are tiny instruments used to record the distance traveled or number of steps taken in a given period of time, were actually tools used to detect something about pedophiles. Continue reading Local Man Shocked to Find Out That Pedometers Had Nothing to do With Touching Children
She claims that she then immediately began to brainstorm and make sketches on her notepad.
“I began to think about ways to use our time better whilst backing the big brown motor home out of the garage.” Continue reading HGTV Star Candice Olson reveals new “Toilet room”
I may be old, but this little choice bit of calico really is the bee’s knees. I mean it. She’s a bearcat, hotsy-totsy that is more than allowed to give the icy mitt… Continue reading Grandma is a Taylor Swift Fan
For years now you always thought your opinions and worldview were accurate, but now you can say, without a doubt, you are scientifically proven to always be in the right. Continue reading Cambridge University Study Unveils That “Everyone is Correct”
President Barack Obama’s Entourage guest appearance will include a meeting with members of Libya’s Transexual National Council in Benghazi to get a better idea of who they are, what they want and what their needs and capabilities are, a U.S. official said… Continue reading German Giant Rebels Claim NATO Allowed Angry Attacking Mechanical Pencil Forces to Kill People
British Petroleum(BP), announced today that it could have stopped the massive oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico almost immediately, but they chose not to.
Michael Stedmier, head of BP public relations, released a statement today saying that, “Basically, none of this ever had to happen.” Continue reading BP Won’t Stop Oil Leak, Enjoying Attention